私は、ロバと性交したい
i grew up in fabulous las vegas where my destiny was to dance on a pole. but i broke free from that destiny and sought out new innovative ways to shape the way we see life today. i invented the light bulb and the roundhouse kick. i house approximately 143 orphans in my home i built with my own hands. 20. Taken.

I sense the satire in this post, but I thought these were the actual symbol meanings!! I guess that’s why I was benched the majority of my time on Varsity hahaha.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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